A lot of you are going to say that Christmas isn’t about the presents and the kid should just be happy he’s got a roof over his head and food. But COME ON. The kid is 5. He doesn’t understand that. He wants to get cool sh*t like his friends.
That is why his 20 year old Mom, Megan Clara, has turned to porn as an answer to her sons prayers.
SPOILER ALERT: THIS WILL RUIN FAKE TAXI FOR ALL YOU FANS OUT THERE….
Last year when her son Ashton, five, complained that he didn’t receive the same expensive presents as his mates she was torn up.
She bought him an Etch A Sketch, cuddly toys and new clothes. But after seeing his disappointed face, she vowed to make Christmas 2015 one to remember – and has spent the year making adult films, earning $750 bucks a scene, to give her family a five-star festive celebration.
‘Last Christmas I could barely scrape any money together, it was really tough and I couldn’t help but worry Ashton was going to be left out and disappointed.’
Megan has spent almost $2,500 on her son this Christmas, compared to the $150 spent last year.
She says she receives backlash from her chosen carer path but brands those people ‘jealous’.
Megan said: ‘People say he’s spoilt but he’s not, he’s my only son and I finally have the money to get him really nice things.
‘I do glamour modelling and sex films, I enjoy what I do and I’m not hurting anyone else, some people are just jealous.
‘I can spend my money how I like too, I don’t spend it on alcohol, drugs or smoking, why shouldn’t I spend it on Ashton and myself.’
And when her son and his friends are old enough, they can scroll back into the 2015 archive on Pornhub and watch what Mommy had to do to get that Star Wars toy.
